Dearest Dodgeballers,
It is with the utmost pleasure that I take on the task of informing you all of the most exciting night of SDLs sixth season. Many seasons have passed but only one night of each stands out against the blur of flying balls, obscene team names, and the nightly speeches. I am of course referring to our seasonal Pub Night. Now many of you might think a pub night fairly self explanatory and find yourself in no need of further explanation. However, SDL likes to do things a little differently. On April 8th we have rented out Sullivan Hall where, upon arrival, you can check your coat and help yourself to the all you can eat buffet of Chinese food, Indian food, Samosas, Pizza, Salad, and Chips. Additionally your $20 ticket gets you a free beer or highball of your choice. All other drinks will be $2.50 and you will have a variety of drink options to choose from. During your time at Sulivan Hall there will be much merriment carried out in the form of a DJ, beer pong, raffle prizes, and a photo booth.
In short, come party: April 8th, Sullivan Hall, $20 and it’s a f*ing blast. If you don’t believe me then watch this movie.
Kisses from John Lieu for the first 10 buyers. Get your tickets on Tuesday or Thursday from your volunteers!